I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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