therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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