? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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