I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
