ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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