So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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