You really coming over, don't trick.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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