They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He's on the porch naked. Help.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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