if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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