hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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