I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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