we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
