is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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