I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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