No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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