Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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