Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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