what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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