I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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