1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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