those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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