i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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