Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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