Will you blow on my dice?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's official drugs can't kill me
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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