you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
