I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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