So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I don't deserve a penis
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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