i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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