im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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