Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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