took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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