And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Someone came in the potted fern
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
