fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Your penis caused this!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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