I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
