fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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