found the other keg... it's in the tree
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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