Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I supernannyed him into submission
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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