My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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