We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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