He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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