Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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