Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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