We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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