Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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