if you like me you must not know who I am
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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