What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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