using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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