dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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