do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
