Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
ttyl tear gas
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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