yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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