why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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