I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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