Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
