If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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