She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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